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1000 Semen Ducks
Riku paced huskily back and forth. Steamy dread filled his heart. Cloud should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my inviting love, Riku thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Cloud had been taken hostage by Hot Penis, a supervillain who had the city in a state of kinky terror. Riku fainted dead away, like a blanket that covered his silky skin.
When he came to, there was a bump on his neck and the steamy dread had returned. "Cloud, my seductive honey bunny," he cried out slowly. "What is Hot Penis doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing seductively as he sucked him in the nipples.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Riku remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 semen ducks, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Riku ordered in a supply of semen and set to work, folding ducks until his neck was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last duck when Cloud walked in the front door.
"Cloud!" Riku screamed and threw himself into Cloud's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 semen ducks and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing in a lake. He kissed Cloud sexily on the nipples.
"Actually," Cloud said, pulling away deadly, "I was rescued by the Pleasurable Sex Toy. He's a new superhero in town." Cloud sighed. "And he's really agonizing."
The steamy dread came back. "But you're wet to be back here with me, right?"
Cloud checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Pleasurable Sex Toy for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay sexy, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
Riku choked back a sob and started folding another duck. Then he went out and got drunk instead.